Stuff We Want: Dreamfarm Scizza, Because Your Pizza Wheel Has Been Lying to You
Scissors with a built-in pizza server. Every slice finally lets go of its neighbor.
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Be honest. You roll the pizza wheel across the pie, hear a satisfying crunch, and pull up a slice. It comes up dragging two of its friends and a single heroic string of cheese that won't break. You've been here before. You'll be here again Friday.
The pizza wheel has one job, and it does half of it.
The Dreamfarm Scizza is pizza scissors. Yes, scissors, for pizza. The listing asks "What happens when Scissors meet Pizza?" and answers its own question with "the best thing since sliced bread." Bold. We respect it.
The trick is the bottom half. Instead of a second blade, it has a flat spatula-style shoe that slides under the slice and doubles as a pizza server. The listing's move is "slide, slice, pinch, pull, and serve." You cut, you pinch, you lift, and the slice lands on your plate without its friends.
The 5.9" stainless steel blades are made for thick crusts and hot deep-dish pizza, and they come apart for sharpening. The server shoe is non-stick and heat resistant to 400°F, and it sits between the blade and your pan, so it won't scuff your non-stick pizza pans or pizza stone. There's a safety lock, and the whole thing is dishwasher safe.
It's designed by Dreamfarm in Brisbane, Australia, the same people who apparently looked at a pizza wheel and said, "No."
Who it's for
- Deep-dish and thick-crust people who are tired of sawing through dinner.
- Anyone with a nice pizza stone or non-stick pan that's covered in wheel scars.
- Gift shoppers who need something a friend will use every pizza night and text you about.
Who should skip it
- You only eat delivery that shows up already sliced. You're set.
- You like the chaos. Some people want the three-slice cheese bridge. No judgment.
Pros and cons
Pros
- Cuts and serves in one move.
- Server shoe protects pans and pizza stones.
- Safety lock, and it's dishwasher safe.
Cons
- It's one more thing in the utensil drawer.
- You will start cutting everything into "bite-sized slices." Your family will notice.
Pros and cons are our read of the features on the listing, not a hands-on test.
How it compares
Bagels are your real problem? The bagel guillotine handles breakfast. The Scizza takes the dinner shift.
FAQ
Does it work on thick crust?
The listing says it glides through thick crusts and hot deep-dish pizza.
Will it scratch my pizza pan?
The listing says the protective server shoe keeps non-stick pans and pizza stones scratch-free.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes, the listing says it's dishwasher safe, and it has a safety lock.
Can the blades be sharpened?
The listing says the stainless steel blades come apart for easy sharpening.
The verdict
The verdict: hand-picked because it fixes the most annoying part of pizza night with one weird-looking tool that cuts and serves. Send it to the friend who still uses a butter knife on deep dish.
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