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Stuff We Want: Green Lantern Morphing Mug, Because Your Coffee Should Also Take an Oath

"John Stewart new oath" is blowing up after the Lanterns finale. Your mug can recite it too, sort of.

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Morphing Mugs DC Comics Green Lantern Retro Logo 11 oz heat-changing ceramic mug
Morphing Mugs DC Comics Green Lantern Retro Logo 11 oz · image via Amazon

Google Trends in the US has john stewart new oath surging this morning. The Lanterns season finale gave John Stewart his own remixed version of the oath, and now half the internet is rewinding the scene and the other half is arguing about it in the comments.

You cannot charge a power ring at your desk. You can, however, pour coffee into the Morphing Mugs DC Comics Green Lantern Retro Logo mug and watch it change. Per the listing, it starts black and reveals Green Lantern when hot liquid goes in, shifting to bright colors. Willpower, but make it thermal.

It holds 11 fluid ounces, which is the correct amount of coffee for reciting any oath before 9 AM. It is ceramic, it is officially licensed DC Comics, and the listing says it is dishwasher safe. No glowing battery required. Your kettle is the lantern now.

Here is the move. Morning standup. Someone asks how you are. You say nothing. You pour. The mug goes from black to emerald on camera. You whisper "in brightest day" and unmute. Your manager does not know what just happened. Your manager does not need to know.

It is also an easy gift for the friend who has a strong opinion about which Lantern is the real Earth Lantern and has been texting you about the finale since Sunday night.

Who it's for: Lanterns fans riding the john stewart new oath spike, DC Comics collectors who want something they actually use daily, and anyone whose personality is roughly 60 percent coffee.

Skip it if you only drink iced drinks (the reveal needs heat), you hate a desk with personality, or you think the original oath should never be touched and refuse to discuss it further.

The verdict: hand-picked for the day everybody googled a new oath. Black mug, hot coffee, Green Lantern shows up. In brightest day, in darkest meeting, caffeine shall escape no one.

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