Stuff We Want: The Pumpkin Scraper Glove, So You Never Touch Pumpkin Guts Again

Google Trends in the US lit up overnight for kylie jenner timothée chalamet pumpkin. Kim Kardashian shared a pumpkin from the Night of the Jack Halloween trail in Calabasas carved with the couple's portraits, and suddenly everybody wants to know how you carve a face that good into a gourd.

We cannot help you carve a celebrity portrait. We can help with the part nobody posts on Instagram: reaching into a cold, wet pumpkin and pulling out handfuls of stringy slime.

The Halloween Moments Pumpkin Scraper Glove kit is the fix. Per the listing, the glove covers your arm past the elbow, and the hand has a durable plastic serrated scraper built in. You scrape and scoop the insides without your bare hand ever touching the mess.

Despite the "Kids Kit" name, the listing says it includes the adult gloves plus a second, smaller set of gloves for kids, and two heavy-duty serrated carving tools for getting through the outside of the pumpkin. One box, the whole family, nobody screaming about the goo.

Everything is dishwasher safe and reusable, per the listing. Dry the gloves fully and store them indoors so the rubber lasts until next October. The listing also says it was on Shark Tank, so somebody pitched "pumpkin guts are gross" on national TV, and they were right.

Who it's for: families carving jack-o-lanterns this month, anyone who gags at pumpkin slime, and people inspired by the celebrity pumpkin spike who want to start with the easy part.

Skip it if you secretly love the squish, you buy pre-carved foam pumpkins, or your Halloween plan is just eating the candy meant for trick-or-treaters.

The verdict: hand-picked for the week pumpkins went viral. Glove on, guts out, hands clean. Portrait skills sold separately.

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