Stuff We Want: Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy, the Stocking Stuffer That Wins Christmas Before Anyone Takes a Bite
A bag of cherry cotton candy sold as genuine reindeer farts, because you're still twelve and we respect that.
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Every family has that one person who still laughs at the word "fart." Statistically, it's you. You're reading this. Don't pretend.
So let's talk about the stocking stuffer that gets the laugh before anyone even opens it: a Bag of Reindeer Farts.
It's from Little Stinker, and it's exactly what it sounds like, minus the part you're worried about. Inside the bag is cotton candy, in the new Merry Cherry flavor, and it comes as one 3-ounce bag. Fluffy, pink-ish clouds of sugar that are, according to the packaging, what Rudolph and the crew leave behind on the long flight home.
Science has questions. Your nephew has none. He is already shrieking.
The magic is the reveal. Somebody pulls it out of their stocking, reads the label out loud, and the whole living room loses it. Grandpa pretends he's above it for about four seconds. Then he asks to see the bag.
It also happens to be the rare white elephant gift that people actually fight over. Nobody steals the scented candle. Everybody steals the reindeer farts. The listing even calls it out as a white elephant and stocking stuffer pick, and it's made in the USA.
It's hand-picked because it's small, it's silly, and it does the one job a stocking stuffer has: make somebody laugh on Christmas morning before the coffee kicks in.
Who it's for
- Kids, teens, and grown adults who have never once outgrown fart jokes.
- White elephant players who want the gift everyone tries to steal.
- Teachers, coworkers, and Secret Santa targets you don't know well enough for anything serious.
Who should skip it
- Your audience is strictly fancy. If the dinner has place cards, read the room.
- You wanted a full dessert. It's one 3-ounce bag of cotton candy, not a pie.
Pros and cons
Pros
- Instant laugh the second someone reads the label.
- Fits right in a stocking or a gift bag.
- Cherry cotton candy, so the joke tastes better than it sounds.
Cons
- You'll hear "reindeer farts" repeated until New Year's.
- Someone will try to save the bag as a keepsake. It's that kind of family.
Pros and cons are our read of the listing, not a hands-on taste test.
FAQ
Is it actual candy?
Yes. It's cotton candy in the Merry Cherry flavor.
How much is in the bag?
One bag, 3 ounces.
Who makes it?
Little Stinker.
How it compares
Vs. HERSHEY'S Grinch Kisses: classic foil chocolate for the dish. This bag wins on name alone.
The verdict
The verdict: hand-picked because a bag of reindeer farts is the funniest thing you can fit in a stocking. Buy one for the kid, and one for the adult who's going to steal it from the kid.
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