Stuff We Want: Slopedeck Snowskate, Because Your Skateboard Shouldn't Hibernate

Every winter, the same tragedy. Your skateboard goes into the garage, leans against the bike with two flat tires, and waits. Five months of staring out the window at perfectly good snow, mentally kickflipping.

Meet the Agog Sports SLOPEDECK, a snowskate from Slopedeck. Per the listing, the top is a cambered skateboard deck made from Canadian maple. Their words: "Feels just like a skateboard deck because it is one." Under it sits what they call the Morphtech Base, a narrower running surface sitting one inch below the deck, with arced grooves for quick edging. Translation: you carve snow like it's a bowl.

The gap is filled by a closed-cell, dual-density polyethylene foam spacer that keeps snow from packing in between the deck and the base and soaks up some of the bumps. The deck also gets two coats of waterproof urethane, because maple and slush are not natural friends.

It's 35 by 9 inches, which the listing says is extra large for snow boots, so your big winter clompers actually fit. It weighs 2.8 pounds, light enough to haul back up the hill on lap 14 when your legs start filing formal complaints.

Slopedeck pitches it for skatepark-style riding or backyard fun, for novices and pros, adults and kids. So yes, the sad little slope behind the middle school counts. That's the whole point. No lodge, no lift line, no chili that costs more than your boots.

Fair warning: snow is softer than concrete, but your dignity is not. The first time you try to look casual in front of the neighbors, the neighbors get a show.

Who it's for: skaters who refuse to take winter off, snowboarders who want something weird for the backyard, teens with a hill and way too much energy, and anyone who has ever said "I could totally do that" during a skate video.

Skip it if you don't get real snow, you'd rather be strapped into a board, or your favorite winter sport is the couch.

The verdict: hand-picked for anyone whose skateboard has been glaring at them from the garage since the first frost. Let it out. Winter isn't the off-season anymore.

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