Stuff We Want: The Tricerataco, a Dinosaur That Exists to Hold Your Tacos

Google Trends in the US has national taco day climbing fast this morning. People are googling deals, specials, and, presumably, whether two tacos for breakfast counts as a plan. It does. Our stomachs have ruled.

Here is the problem with taco night: the taco falls over. Every time. You set it down for one second to grab the hot sauce and it tips sideways like it fainted, and now your fillings live on the plate.

Enter the Funwares Original Tricerataco. It is a green triceratops whose entire job is to carry two tacos on its back. Not a metaphor. The dinosaur's back is shaped to hold two tacos upright so they stop collapsing before you take a bite.

Per the listing, it is made from food-safe, BPA-free hard plastic and it is dishwasher safe. It measures about 10 inches long, which is the perfect size for a centerpiece that silently judges anyone who uses a fork on a taco.

The listing also says it works for chicken nuggets, pancakes, and sandwiches, and that it can hold your phone or your mail on a desk. So when taco day is over, the dinosaur gets a desk job. Honestly, same.

It is a strong white elephant gift too. Wrap it, watch someone open it, and enjoy the exact moment they realize a dinosaur is about to be in charge of their dinner.

Who it's for: anyone celebrating National Taco Day properly, taco Tuesday loyalists, dinosaur people of every age, and the friend whose tacos are always on their side.

Skip it if you are a burrito purist, your kitchen has a strict no-dinosaurs policy, or you need to feed twelve people at once (this guy carries two).

The verdict: hand-picked for the day the whole country googled tacos. One triceratops, two tacos, zero tipping. Extinct for millions of years and still more useful than your plate.

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