Stuff We Want: The World's Largest Gummy Worm, a 26-Inch Snack That Will Not Fit in Your Stocking
Over two pounds of cherry and blue raspberry gummy, about 128 times bigger than the little guys, and zero chance you share it gracefully.
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Every white elephant exchange has the same arc. Someone brings a candle. Someone brings a gift card. Someone brings a mug that says "Coffee First." And then one person shows up with a box that turns out to hold a gummy worm as long as your arm, and the whole room starts plotting how to steal it.
Be that person. The Original World's Largest Gummy Worm from The Gummy Bear Guy is 26 inches long, 1.5 inches thick, and weighs over 2 pounds. The brand puts it at roughly 128 times bigger than a regular gummy worm, which is a fun number to say out loud right before someone tries to eat the head first.
This one is the classic cherry and blue raspberry combo, half red, half blue, all ridiculous. If those aren't your flavors, there is a long menu of other combos on the same page, from cherry cola to green apple to pink lemonade.
It's handmade in the USA by the guy who came up with the World's Largest Gummy Bear in the first place, so this isn't some knockoff stretched out in a hurry. It ships in a box to survive the trip, which also makes it very easy to wrap as something that looks way more responsible than it is.
The brand's own serving suggestion: use it instead of birthday cake. They also say that if you can't finish it in one sitting (you can't), cut it up and store it in the freezer. So technically it's a meal-prep plan.
Hand-picked because a normal stocking stuffer gets eaten by noon, and this one gets photographed, passed around, argued over, and still isn't gone by New Year's.
Who it's for: white elephant and Secret Santa players who like to win the room, the candy person in your family, and anyone whose stocking needs a dramatic tail hanging out the top.
Skip it if you keep kosher or skip pork gelatin (the gelatin is pork-sourced), or you're shipping it somewhere hot. The brand warns it melts in direct sun and high heat.
FAQ
How big is it?
26 inches long, 1.5 inches in diameter, and over 2 pounds.
What flavor is this one?
Cherry and blue raspberry. Other flavor combos are available on the same Amazon page.
Where is it made?
Handmade in the USA by The Gummy Bear Guy.
How do you store leftovers?
Cut it into pieces and keep them in the freezer. Keep it away from heat and direct sunlight.
The verdict: a two-foot gummy worm in a box is the gift equivalent of walking in with a boombox. Hand-picked for the exchange you plan to win.
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